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laugh.

funny quotes from today thanks to pw.

"at one point I had a weed whaker . . . cause I was gonna use it on them"

"I either had cookies or money in my shoes but I couldn't tell.

Fredrick & Friends

This is a wasp that set up shop outside my window.

Book

I "still read books."

laugh.

I am sitting at the table with four other people. One is standing. They are discussing a biker rally in Virginia Beach happening over the weekend. Loud pipes for no reason, overweight "tough guys", the even tougher women, friction zone for miles and worst of all overpriced beer. This does not interest me. My eyes jump back and forth from the large television and the lights of the electronic dart board when I notice how dark it is in the bar this afternoon. I mention this to the guy sitting across from me. He replied with a shrug of his shoulders and two fingers raised above his head to let the bartender know we are ready for another round. The race qualifying does not seem very interesting and the dart board uses its sound effects to laugh at me. I am not amused. Just when I think the evening is going to be dull, the bottom of my eyes detect the glow of my phone on the table. This is what followed the glow.

N: Clubhouse!!!!!!!!!

Me: how you know im here?

N: Sheit, where else would you be a 430 pm on a friday??

Me: you know me to well my friend.

Africa in my South American wine

the southern hemisphere has appeared at the bottom of my wine

the window 05-18-09

the view from this window is not to spectacular but last summer the sunsets were. i completely forgot i had these images. click image for full size